It has been some time since the Dark Lord made himself known to the Austrian wizarding world. His DeathEaters have been roaming the earth, striking fear in the hearts of wizards and muggles alike. The Ministry’s across the world are turning to Austria for help, for advice on how to take care of their unwelcome guests. Minister Wagner has been newly appointed with the hopes that he will find a way to rid the world of the Dark Lord and his DeathEaters. He brings with him a fresh perspective and a good track record of completing anything he sets his mind to. This change in leadership has Austrians excited, hoping that soon they will be able to walk out of their homes without any concerns of a Dark Lord, no wondering where he will strike next, if at all.
Because that is the question on everyone’s mind. It has been a year since the Dark Lord himself has made an appearance, since he has launched a large attack on the world or made an attempt at overthrowing the Ministry. Most people have assumed he was in hiding, allowing his DeathEaters to do his dirty work. However, as the activity of the DeathEaters slows, rumors are spreading that the Dark Lord has resigned himself from destroying the Ministry. Even his DeathEaters are beginning to grow tired of wreaking havoc with no end game. Is he trying to lead the wizarding world into a false sense of security with the recent calm or has the Dark Lord really left?
Only the DeathEaters now know the truth. There is a new Dark Lord. Godfrey Dunhill has taken his place as Dark Lord, overthrowing the inactive Darren Morgan. Even though he has just come to power, he already has a plan in the works. Soon he will make his name known. Soon he will show the wizarding world across the globe that he has no intentions of losing. But what does he want? What is it that he’s looking to gain? And, the ultimate question. What side of this battle will you choose?
The outside of the owl has the words 'OPEN NOW' in thick red ink.
Kaydence,
If you are reading this then let me start off by thanking you for taking your head out of your arse for a second and acting like a mature adult. This is the eighth owl I’ve sent as the other ones have come back unopened which ultimately means they were not read. Of course this might make the remainder of this owl seem a little curt, but I ask you to bare with me. After all you have sent back my seven previous owls without a goddamn response. I think I deserve the right to be a little abrupt.
Moving onto more important subjects, for example our relationship, I ask of you one thing. Why have you been avoiding contact with me when it should be me avoiding you? Don’t you think I deserve a little bit more then that? Again I wasn’t the one who went off kissing Doyle on Valentines Day. If you have any concern about ‘us’ then I suggest you meet me somewhere so we can talk. Things need to be settled Kaydence because I don’t want this silent space between us anymore. Aren't you tired of this yet?
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 4, 2006 1:04:45 GMT -5
After a struggle with her brother (which resulted in a blunt object being thrown at his head) Kaydence finally manages to get her letter, follows Evan's wishes and opens the letter.
Evan,
Me taking my head out of my arse? Please refresh my memory, who was it who told me to go piss off? I don’t think it was me considering how I’d never tell myself that. I might tell you that but my name definitely would not be involved in that sort of comment from me. With that in mind, do not tell me to start acting like a mature adult. I don’t take kindly to being told by my BOYFRIEND that I needed to piss off and then after thinking for about a week or so, have him find it necessary to begin trying to talk to me after doing what he did. Kinda see where I’m getting at?
As to the avoiding contact part, we both did it for the first two weeks. It was only I who persisted on doing it because I know I have every right to. Need I remind you of certain circumstances that would make me think that? Good. And for the millionth time, I DIDN’T KISS DOYLE ON PURPOSE. Get YOUR head our of YOUR arse and think about that.
So you want to meet somewhere to talk? I find that incredibly funny. For someone who’s furious with me, I would expect that to be the last thing on your mind. Yes, the silence is irritating but it’s better than being called a whore.
- Kaydence.
P.S. You might want to start making sure to address your posts because Darren caught this one and the only way I got it was throwing something at his head.
This has nothing to do what was said two weeks ago! I’ve been sending you an owl a day for the last sodding week! I’ve been trying to make an effort to fix things unlike your selfish self! Besides when have you ever listened to anything I’ve told you to do in the past? When did the mighty Kaydence Morgan take a moment to decide that she should start listening to the things her boyfriend tells her to do? Cut the crap, Morgan. I’ve told you to do worse things then piss off and you’ve let it travel in one ear and out the other. Don’t play me for some sort of idiot.
I’m not even going to comment on Doyle anymore in these owls as it seems to only aggravate me even more.
Yes I want to meet and talk! Just because we both said stupid things doesn’t mean I don’t want to try and fix them! Don’t feed me the sob story about being called a whore cause if I remember correctly you called me desperate. We both cut each other that night Kay so stop acting like the innocent victim!
Evan
PS. I’m sure you rather enjoyed throwing something at his head so I think you owe me a nice little Thank You.
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 4, 2006 1:33:58 GMT -5
Evan,
And can I just say how much bloody fun it’s been completely ignoring them and sending them back to you unread. In fact, getting your letters just so I can send them back to you without opening them has been the highlight of my day for the past week now. It’s been the only thing that you have done lately to actually bring a smile to my face, but don’t expect a thank you from me.
Don’t you even dare ask me why I let your words affect me like they did. Stop being such a prat and realize that it’s been four months now Evan. We both know the answer to that one.
And yes, that’s be mature and stop mentioning DOYLE when DOYLE’s the cause for most of our problems. It’s sure nice to know that you care about what DOYLE’s been doing most recently to me lately. Then again, you’ve probably been a wanker and listened to what everyone else has been saying since I haven’t been talking to you. Yes…that does seem like something you’d do.
Meeting up at this point in time would be a very silly thing to do for someone who doesn’t want to get punched in the eye.
Well it brings a warm and fuzzy smile to my face knowing that I’ve made your sodding week. Maybe next time I’ll just hurl my body off a cliff into a jagged rock filled ravine in order to bring out some laughter. I’m ever so the comedian now. Just try and
What!?!
You get the four month pass and I don’t? So it only matters what I say to you and not vice versa? Merlin, you really know how to keep fueling the fire, Morgan. I thought I said I didn’t want to mention Doyle anywhere in these owls. I’m done with Doyle and all that crap for the moment. I’m trying to focus on mending whatever is left between us and all you keep doing is making this situation incredibly difficult!
For the love of Merlin’s gray beard I don’t know how Darren puts up with your attitude sometimes. That house must run hot and cold with you inside of it.
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 4, 2006 1:54:23 GMT -5
Evan,
Throw yourself off a cliff with jagged rocks? Please inform me when you do. I would rather enjoy seeing it and maybe I’ll even bring Darren along. Hell, he might enjoy seeing that more than I would.
Yes, I do get the four month pass. No, you don’t. Yes, it does matter what you say to me. No, not vice versa. I’m fueling the fire on purpose and if you didn’t want to deal with it, you shouldn’t have sent me that letter that said ‘OPEN ME!’ And you said you didn’t want to mention Doyle? Well you just did in your last letter so congratulations for accomplishing that goal.
Being difficult is what I do, what I do well and what I will continue to do.
And you wonder why Darren puts up me? Why the hell do YOU put up me? I think that’s the question you should be asking yourself.
Screw your four month pass! I have as much right to a four month pass as you do! Merlin, with all the hell you put me through I deserve a sodding ten year pass! A ten year pass with unlimited alcoholic beverages at my every call. Yes! Being drunk is exactly what I deserve! Being a drunk is what I do…what I do well…and what I will continue to do.
There are moments, such as this one, that do make me wonder why I put up with you! You are bloody infuriating in every sense of the word! You are selfish, wicked, and most of all so damn infatuated with yourself that you fail to see that you make mistakes too! I’m not always the one to blame in these situations, Morgan.
Why do I put up with you? Maybe, despite it all, its because you are the reason I continue to breathe. Think about that one while you continue to bitch and moan.
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 4, 2006 23:58:08 GMT -5
Evan,
Being drunk is the only thing that you know how to do well. Though I do have to admit that Monroe is a lot better of a drunk then you are.
Thank you for all of those wonderful compliments. I think you’ve just boosted my ego even more than it already is! I wish I could say the same to you but unfortunately, I don’t want to waste my ink. Ink is getting very pricy nowadays you know.
Contrary to popular belief I do know that you’re not the only one to blame. I really do. I just make it seem like I don’t just to continue to piss you off. Why? Because its fun and its gives me something to do.
At the next part of the letter, Kaydence stops and allows a smile to appear on her face. Then once she realizes what she’s doing, she quickly snaps out of it.
……………
Those type of comments are not fair in these type of letters!
Monroe may be a better drunk, but that’s all he has on me. At least I’m able to admit that I’m not the greatest at something…unlike some people.
Oh those compliments were hardly compliments at all. They were just some words of truth that I personally wanted to share with you. And don’t worry about not wanting to waste your ink. I understand how long the list of stellar comments would be and I wouldn’t want you running out of ink either. I think I’ll just wait until I see you in person and you can whisper them in my ear while I hold you against me.
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 5, 2006 11:45:54 GMT -5
Evan,
When exactly was the last time I said that I was the greatest at something? The only time I remember even saying something among those lines would be when I called myself a bitch, but that is true. I am the greatest at that and I hardly doubt that you could say that I’m not.
Call those *words of truth* what you want but I’m still going to call them compliments since those seem to be the only romantic words coming out of your mouth lately. For the compliments back to you though…oh that list would run on and on and on dear. And I’m pretty sure that after reading the second line of the longest list you’d want to ball it up and throw it in the fire.
What comments? my arse. You know exactly what I mean but as usual, you’re just being an arse again…for the millionth time since we started dating.
I think I’ll just wait until I see you in person and you can whisper them in my ear while I hold you against me. ^ HAH! Fat chance.
On the contrary I’d read every last word on that list. Then after reading every word on the list I’d probably ball it up and throw it into the fire. And here I thought you knew me so well.
Me be an arse about something? Kaydence Morgan I find that to be incredibly difficult to accept. All I’m doing is telling you how I feel at this moment and you turn it into something foul. That hurts, Morgan.
Now now now….there is no reason to be rude and laugh at my suggestion. I’m simply saying that I’d like to tell you all of these things in person…that way we can have ourselves a round of make-up snogging. Kinda like old times, ya know?
Post by Kaydence Morgan on Apr 6, 2006 13:36:23 GMT -5
Evan,
No…I’d believe you’d throw it into the fire quite sooner than that. After reading only some of the things that I’d call you, I would infuriate you so bad that you’d want to do more to that paper than balling it up and throwing it into a fire.
I don’t care if it hurts McBain! Stop being smug about being an arse because we both know that you’re doing it on purpose again just to annoy the hell out of me. You jerk.
Kind of not like old times. There is no sign of make-up snogging in the future. Get that thought quickly out of your head before you really get your hopes up.
- Kaydence.
P.S. I will not succumb myself to your Irish mind games.