Post by Damien Monroe on Jul 9, 2011 16:55:31 GMT -5
“Left corner pocket.” Squeezing one eye shut, Damien stuck out his tongue slightly and bit down on it. The black ball was the only one of his that was left. He had been stuck in this game for only thirty minutes, but to him it felt like a lifetime. The bloke who had taken him up on his offer was ancient. He was pretty sure that he was blind actually. One eye kept rotating at odd angles while the other one had a weird clouding over it. Any time he had stepped up to the table to shoot, his whole body shook causing the cue stick to go every which way but in the direction of the striped-colored balls. It was out of sheer dumb luck that the man had managed to get in as many as he had. Damien was convinced the old man had been helped by sympathetic bystanders. Every time he had turned his back to take a sip of his sherry, he heard the sound of balls clanking together and then being pocketed. Of course everyone played innocent once he turned back around. From that moment on Damien kept his eyes on the table. The man was likely to die any second, but he had accepted Damien’s offer knowing full well his condition. The question was, why did the old man want to just give him a bottle of sherry?
He wasn’t about to complain. Free liquor was free liquor no matter where it came from. And Damien loved free liquor. Pulling his arm back Damien pressed his pinkie, ring finger and middle finger down on the green felt. Forming a small o with the remaining fingers, he stuck the cue stick in the middle and rested it on his knuckle. Slowly, he began to move the stick back and forth, waiting until it felt right. It took a second or two, but when it finally did he released the tip into the middle of the cue ball. The ball instantly reacted, shooting forward and connecting with the black one. The black ball shot into the right border as planned. It bounced off and hit the left. Bouncing off that edge, it went back to the right and then finally rebounded and sailed straight into the pocket he had called. “YES!” he exclaimed, punching the air with his right arm. “WOOOO!” The looks from the bystanders were priceless. They had really expected him to purposely lose to the old man. Clearly they didn’t know that he didn’t have morals.
As should have been expected, the old man fell to the floor.
Grinning, he crossed his arms as he waited for people to rush to his side. They must have been expecting the same given that none of them made any effort to help him. Looking around, he shrugged his shoulders and stepped over to presumably dead man. Bending over, he lifted up the right side of his jacket and dug into his front pocket. A satchel of galleons was conveniently resting where he had expected. Taking it out, he threw the bag up in the air and caught it. “Just taking what’s mine,” he commented, standing back up. No way would he let death get in his way of sherry. Stepping over the man Damien walked up to the bar and waited for the bartender to notice him. As he did, Damien plopped the bag down on the bar top and slid it in his direction. “I’ll take that lovely bottle of sherry behind you.” It had been calling to him all night. Now he had the chance to respond. “Make it snappy. I’m thirsty.” He frequented Procter’s enough for the bartender to know he didn’t like to be kept waiting. The hole in the bottom of the bar had been result of his foot going through it when he was drunk last week. He had asked the bloke to give him a shot of sherry and had been ignored. Childlike, he kicked in the rotting wood and started yelling for no apparent reason. Within seconds his shot was waiting for him.
Snarling, the bartender did as he was told and placed the bottle of five-year old sherry in front of him. Damien carefully inspected the binding, making sure that it hadn’t been disturbed and that he was getting the dead old man’s money worth. Once convinced, Damien smiled and hugged the bottle to his chest. All he needed to do was win three more games of pool and he’d have their entire collection resting comfortably in his arms. But first, he needed to drink. Finding a high-top off in one of the corners, Damien took a seat and set to work on opening his prize. Thankfully, he hadn’t had but one drink so he was still capable of doing it himself. The pop that came from the top being pried open was like music to his ears. Throwing the top off to the side, considering that it was an obstacle from drinking faster, he leaned his head back and let the dry wine flow down his throat. There were a few things in life that made Damien truly happy. A drunken night out on the town was grand. Bedding the witch who had given him a hard time all night was rewarding. The taste of freshly baked peanut butter and chocolate éclairs was another. None of them compared to his beloved sherry though. The brandy-mixed wine had been with him through thick and thin.
As he swallowed the final remnants from his first chug, Damien wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. Making sure no one was looking, he quickly licked the few drops he had wiped off up. He was such an alcoholic. Lowering his hand to the table he began to look around the bar to size up another sap wanting to give up their money to him.
He wasn’t about to complain. Free liquor was free liquor no matter where it came from. And Damien loved free liquor. Pulling his arm back Damien pressed his pinkie, ring finger and middle finger down on the green felt. Forming a small o with the remaining fingers, he stuck the cue stick in the middle and rested it on his knuckle. Slowly, he began to move the stick back and forth, waiting until it felt right. It took a second or two, but when it finally did he released the tip into the middle of the cue ball. The ball instantly reacted, shooting forward and connecting with the black one. The black ball shot into the right border as planned. It bounced off and hit the left. Bouncing off that edge, it went back to the right and then finally rebounded and sailed straight into the pocket he had called. “YES!” he exclaimed, punching the air with his right arm. “WOOOO!” The looks from the bystanders were priceless. They had really expected him to purposely lose to the old man. Clearly they didn’t know that he didn’t have morals.
As should have been expected, the old man fell to the floor.
Grinning, he crossed his arms as he waited for people to rush to his side. They must have been expecting the same given that none of them made any effort to help him. Looking around, he shrugged his shoulders and stepped over to presumably dead man. Bending over, he lifted up the right side of his jacket and dug into his front pocket. A satchel of galleons was conveniently resting where he had expected. Taking it out, he threw the bag up in the air and caught it. “Just taking what’s mine,” he commented, standing back up. No way would he let death get in his way of sherry. Stepping over the man Damien walked up to the bar and waited for the bartender to notice him. As he did, Damien plopped the bag down on the bar top and slid it in his direction. “I’ll take that lovely bottle of sherry behind you.” It had been calling to him all night. Now he had the chance to respond. “Make it snappy. I’m thirsty.” He frequented Procter’s enough for the bartender to know he didn’t like to be kept waiting. The hole in the bottom of the bar had been result of his foot going through it when he was drunk last week. He had asked the bloke to give him a shot of sherry and had been ignored. Childlike, he kicked in the rotting wood and started yelling for no apparent reason. Within seconds his shot was waiting for him.
Snarling, the bartender did as he was told and placed the bottle of five-year old sherry in front of him. Damien carefully inspected the binding, making sure that it hadn’t been disturbed and that he was getting the dead old man’s money worth. Once convinced, Damien smiled and hugged the bottle to his chest. All he needed to do was win three more games of pool and he’d have their entire collection resting comfortably in his arms. But first, he needed to drink. Finding a high-top off in one of the corners, Damien took a seat and set to work on opening his prize. Thankfully, he hadn’t had but one drink so he was still capable of doing it himself. The pop that came from the top being pried open was like music to his ears. Throwing the top off to the side, considering that it was an obstacle from drinking faster, he leaned his head back and let the dry wine flow down his throat. There were a few things in life that made Damien truly happy. A drunken night out on the town was grand. Bedding the witch who had given him a hard time all night was rewarding. The taste of freshly baked peanut butter and chocolate éclairs was another. None of them compared to his beloved sherry though. The brandy-mixed wine had been with him through thick and thin.
As he swallowed the final remnants from his first chug, Damien wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. Making sure no one was looking, he quickly licked the few drops he had wiped off up. He was such an alcoholic. Lowering his hand to the table he began to look around the bar to size up another sap wanting to give up their money to him.