Post by Superhoodie on Dec 14, 2011 17:52:47 GMT -5
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[/center]Simon: "What if we're meant to be like....superheroes?"
Nathan: "You lot, superheroes. No offense, but in what kind of effed up world would that be allowed to happen?"
Alisha: "I did not sign up for that."
Kelly: "What if there's loads of people like us all over town?"
Nathan: "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I'm telling you. By this time next week it'll be back to the same old boring shit."
Nathan: "You lot, superheroes. No offense, but in what kind of effed up world would that be allowed to happen?"
Alisha: "I did not sign up for that."
Kelly: "What if there's loads of people like us all over town?"
Nathan: "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I'm telling you. By this time next week it'll be back to the same old boring shit."
Have you ever dreamed of having your very own superhero power? Flying around town, shooting lasers from your eyes, crushing cars with your hands, or being able to run around the world at the speed of light sounds all fine and bloody dandy but when it comes down to it....you never REALLY get to choose what power you get.
What if you could control milk and all things containing lactose? That's a shit power, yeah? Too bad your subconscious thought it up for you. Welcome to the world of the anti-hero. The world where being lonely can turn you invisible, regrets make you turn back time with no control, self-esteem issues cause you to be able to hear what people are thinking of you, out of control sexuality makes everyone downright horny for you, and cockiness makes you invincible.
Add these 5 powers to the 5 misfit shitheads serving out their community service and you've got the Asbo 5. They're not here to save the day, rescue your cat from a tree, stop that man from robbing the bank, or help lock up bad guys.
They ARE here to pick up trash, clean up that Banksy prick's graffiti, and dance with your grandmum at the community center. In between, you know, killing their probation workers.