Daniel Sherman Wilde

[Daniel Wilde]

DANIEL SHERMAN WILDE.

I DON'T WANNA SEE LIKE YOU.
& I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU.

name "Ohhhh Dannnnyyy boyyyy the pipes the pipes are callli-- Shit don't hit me so hard!" "My name is Daniel Sherman Wilde. The first." "Oh bitchass you just took the joke out that you made on my interview." "Yup." "Smug bastard." "Yup."
nicknames "Danny." "Dannyboy." "Dan." "Bubby." -sighs- "Or just Daniel I guess."
gender "HE HAS A PENIS!" "Wow, you aren't going to--?" "No, I'm nicer than you." 
playby Dylan O'Brian
age "CHRISTMAS!" "Ahahah yeah we were born on December 25" "Which means we are seventeen." "Legally allowed to use magic mate." -highfives- "It's pretty nice." "Really nice." "Yeah..."
year "SIXTH." -sighs-
wand "Nine inches." -snickers- "Because he's shorter than me in evvverrrry way." "ASSHOLE. Wand size has nothing to do with any of that." "Keep telling yourself that. Tell them about the black walnut wood." "You already did?" "YEAH SO I COULD TELL THEM THIS TIME.--" "FUCK ABOUT THE PHOENIX FEATHERS--" "AND HOW WE HAVE THEM FROM THE SAME BIRD! HAAA!!!" "Ughhh whatever." 

& I WANNA BE FREE.
SO BREAK IT DOWN.

physical description "Just remember that while you're busy describing me that you are saying it about yourself as well." "Right. Except I'm slightly more attractive." "Whatever." "Oh right ma'am sorry." "He's just a dick... oh right, sorry." "Well I mean Scotty is a pretty boy I guess." "You guess?" "AREN'T I THE ONE TELLING THIS THING HERE?!?" "Yeah whatever... asswipe." "Dickface. Anyway... his face doesn't really look like a dick. I said he was pretty. And we are. And I am the more attractive twin here. I guess we took more after our mum." "Not that we'd know." "Right. But sissa says we did." "And she'd know." "Yeah." "I guess we kind of look like sissa too." "Yeah! I like that better." "The darker Italian features from her- olive skin, moles." "Beauty marks." "That's so gay." "Gay is a bad thing?" "Not gay as in sexual orientation but--- no you know what. Just no." -snickering- "Dick. Like I was saying... hairy. He's hairier than I am." "AM NOT!" "Are so!" "No we have the SAME amount of hair. YOU just shave your back." "SHUT UP!" "ANYWAYS." "Hairy-ish. Not like beasty or anything. Kind of bushy eyebrows I guess..." "Tell them about my strong chin." "It's not that strong." "Dimples..." "Yeah we have dimples, sissa says they're hard to resist." -both boys flash grins- "Brown eyes mate!" "Light brown though, not like all muddy or anything." "Right, I mean I guess it depends on the lighting." "Yeah. Kind of." "We're six foot even." "I think I have a quarter of an inch on you actually." "No dipshit we are the exact same height." "I think I'm a little taller." "Listen Chris JUST measured us like over the holidays." "AND I THINK YOU CHEATED." "Of course you do." "What the fuck ever man. Anyways." "Yeah. I mean we swim alot, so we have nice muscles." "Muscley muscles." "Show her those guns." "Yeah buddy." "Rollin' like a big shot." "CHEVY TUNED UP LIKE A NASCAR PIT STOP!" -laughter- "And quidditch." "Yeah you can't forget quidditch." "So we stay in pretty good shape." "I'd say." "I dunno what else to tell her.." "Yeah well our hair?" "Yeah we keep it the same." "Like maybe one of us will change it for like a day and let people tell us apart." "Only a day though." "Yeah I kind of like looking like the dickface." "I love you too cuntlicker."
appearance "I think we both kind of like jeans." "Yeah. All the time." "Jeans." "Mhm."

I DON'T WANNA THINK LIKE YOU.
& I DON'T WANNA STINK LIKE YOU.

likes "I mean we already said you were a whovian in my interview." "Yeah but this is MINE. And we are whovians. Like a man in a flying blue box saving the universe from aliens?" "With a bunch of boss ass companions too!" "And lady friends!" "Yeahhhh budddy." "How can you not like the Doctor?" "You can't. But nine is my doctor." "You know I'm with the tenth." "Although Matt Smith is pretty chill..." "Ehhhh...." "Oh also, you're more into fantasy and stuff. Like we all love Lord of the Rings, but Dannyboy has his own market covered on that." "I do. And Willow. I just like ..." "Short people obviously." "I was going to say fantasy." "We don't need to hear about your midget porn-- fuck stop hitting me!" "Potions!" "Yeah he's a whiz at that. And mechanical shit. Like he's good with parts." "SPORTS!" "Fuck it pussy I was getting there! Yeah he's almost as good as me at them." "Don't forget family." "We covered so much of this in my interview." "THERE ARE DIFFERENCES YOU TWAT." 

dislikes "History of Magic we're both shit in that. But he's not so great in charms so I mean- he's not fond of that class either." "Too much about movement and pronunciation. It's damned annoying." "Boobs." "WHAT I LOVE BOOBS!" -snickers- "Oh! Oh... -embarrassed sigh- -rubs the back of his neck- "Tuxedos." "They're fucking uncomfortable." "Fish." "To eat or otherwise. It's the way their scales feel. It's freaky." 

strengths "Danny is really just. Strong in a lot of ways? He thinks things through more than I do. And is quieter... not by much but still. I guess he isn't as impulsive. And that dick is great in potions. No lie. The only reason I pass is because he takes some of my tests for me. And he's funny as hell. Like he makes me crack up. I think he's really good with seeing through what people say too. Like he just notices things that other people don't. He's like a little human lie detector. He's really good with Arithmacy too. Like its crazy what he can do with numbers in his head. He's also really like chill. Like our sissah. He just takes things as they are. Not to mention that he's excellent in sports." 

weaknesses "I guess he's more cynical than I am. Like he questions people more instead of just taking them as they are. And pretty girls. He's just. One of them comes around and he loses his head. hhaha. And he's shit at charms. Like really he barely gets by. Not to mention that he barely keeps track of his own shoelaces... 

personality "Handsome devil..." "Yeah we are." "... aren't you supposed to be talking me up here?" "Shit my whole interview was you talking you up. so conceited. Add that to the list." "CONFIDENT." "CONVINCED." "Are you.. referencing that song?" "ahahha maybe. Oh tricksy. He's great at like jokes and pranks." "That's more of a team thing though." "yeah I'm kind of the brains." "Brawn." "Both. We split both." "Deal." "He's also really private. Like he doesn't like just anyone knowing our business." "Not that you don't put it all out there for us." 

& I JUST WANNA BE ME.
SO BREAK IT DOWN.

parents "POPS!" "He's an ex auror." "A damn good one too." "Hell yeah" "Motherfuckers had to watch their backs." "He's old now though. Like fifty something." "Fifty six." "Yeah.. I dunno about my mom though. She left like a few months after we were born." "Yeah we never really got to know her." "WELL FUCK HER THEN." "Right." 
siblings "Shit okay." "Do it in age order?" "Yeah. Uh Matty- He's like thirty two or three. He's an auror in the 'Muricas." "We're UNCLES MAN it's great." "They're awesome little shits." "Right!? And don't forget Chris." "Ahhhh Chris. Also in his thirties. Old shits." "Yeah and he's been with the same girl FOREVER." "I think she's just waiting for me to grow up honestly." "Ahahahah keep dreaming. AARON!" "Fuck Aaron is the coolest." "Even if he is a douche." "yeah but he's a movie star so I mean..." "Whatever. AND THEN... " "SISSA!" "She's the best." "HELL FUCKING YEAH. SHE JUSTTTT turned what twenty six?" "Yeah she's an old shit too. But she's a cool old shit." "Right. She kind of helped raise us." "But like more like a best friend." "Yeah..." "Don't forget Micheal." "Yeah.. he's a year ahead of us." "Bitchass."
birthplace "Austria."
hometown "Austriaaaaa."
ethnicity "Shit um... Italian?" "French." "German." "Austrian. Yeah that's it."
blood "Shit what are we I know we aren't pureblood." "But we aren't muggleborn or half or anything either." "Mixed?" "YEAH mixed then."

BREAK IT DOWN, BREAK IT DOWN.
SO BREAK IT DOWN.

name Leah

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