Post by Christian Wilde on Jul 5, 2014 0:55:56 GMT -5
CHRISTIAN THORN WILDE.
I DON'T WANNA SEE LIKE YOU.& I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU.
name Christian Thorn Wilde, it's illustrious no? I DON'T WANNA SEE LIKE YOU.& I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU.
nicknames Chrissy, Chris, Thorne, Wilde, C.W- like the muggle American network for fucks sake.
gender All man, all the time
playby Dean O'Gorman
age February Fourteenth. Yeah. Valentines Day. I'm a real romantic fucker. And thirty. I'm in my prime.
wand Dragons Heartstring. Ash wood. Eleven inches. Flexible.
& I WANNA BE FREE.SO BREAK IT DOWN.
physical description I'm the best looking out of our lot- and hell if that isn't fucking difficult because we are all damnably attractive. But I got the lighter hair and the chiseled features. Real noteworthy you know? I've got those eyes- they get the girls. You narrow them right, angle your jaw so they can see that little flex and done- there go the pants. It's a pretty full proof formula. Fucks sake I'm tired- I'm not giving myself nearly the credit I deserve, describing me nice and pretty enough. You include a picture yeah? Good. I'm not the tallest of the lot- I'm like six foot one outside of shoes but that doesn't really matter in the industry I'm in. They have all sorts of tricks for that. Shoes. Boots. Raised heels. You can't even tell- and fuck you man that's not girly. The fuck you think girly is an insult for anyways? One of the most cutthroat people I know has a vagina you fuckin' slag. appearance Fairly nicely. I look really good in a tux. Like. Extraordinarily so- they just fit me well. Almost all of my clothing is fitted and that isn't so much by choice as it is my manager- bitch took some magic publishing degree and went to Nazi-publishing college along with it. I like jeans. Well made fabrics. I like being naked even more.
I DON'T WANNA THINK LIKE YOU.& I DON'T WANNA STINK LIKE YOU.
likes chimichangas. women. gin. music. dancing. parties. apples. the night life. christmas. presents. home. my daughter. mirrors, not looking at myself even- just old mirrors. cricket. quidditch. shuffleboard. footie. mani-pedis, they're for fuckin' men too. twister, preferably naked. television. old western books. classic literature. cell phones, saved my ass more than once. fast cars. attention, being the center of it. legs. creative people. interesting conversation. having my picture taken. food, most foods. most all of the foods. dislikes people who don't know how to use turning lanes. yogurt. oranges. being ignored. stews. passive-aggressive behavior. disloyalty.
strengths headstrong. persuasive. loyal. talented. outgoing. passionate. resourceful. tolerant.
weaknesses stubborn. selfish. vain. indiscreet. restless. quick-tempered. reckless.
personality entertaining. easy-going. impulsive. fun. agreeable. self-assured. clean. proud. glutinous. lovable. clever. intelligent. meddlesome. flashy. determined. good. athletic. considerate. charming. compassionate. superficial. well-intentioned. curious. hot-headed. cynical. independent. motivated. attentive. thoughtful.bold. impetuous. devoted. dramatic. nosy. adventurous. noisy. impressive. fabulous. cruel. alluring. disorganized.
& I JUST WANNA BE ME.SO BREAK IT DOWN.
parents Pops, he's almost a right old man these days- retired and shit from being an auror although he still does enough fucking work, I thought retirement was supposed to be about time off or time served or some shit. siblings Fuck, I have a right fuckton alright- There's Matty- he's the oldest and gettin' right up there in age too. Thirty three I think. Then there's me- and then Aaron and he's twenty-eight. And both of those fuckers are married and with kids and in the damned family business. Which you know, is ministry work. Aubrey is twenty six I think. Or twenty seven. Fucks sake. Then we have Dani- she's in the ministry too, also twenty six and she's a damn lie if she tells you that they're twins because they aren't. He's older than her. By like. Nine months I think. Obviously Pops was a virile guy okay. Mikey's next. Last year of school and shit, and then the twins are right after him and they're in their second to last. Just blood born family right? I mean, we've actually got a sister in there kind of. And fuck knows - oh, yeah alright then that's the lot of them. Kids? One. I've got one. She's a right fuckin' jewel too. Lives half at my Pops' because of work and shit but I keep her with me for as much of the time as I can. Her mom? She's half-in half-out of her life. She was young. Misguided or some shit. Nah, truth of it she's a damn whore and wanted in on money or some shit- tried tripping me up into some kind of ball and chain and then ran off and left me with my little one as soon as she figured that wasn't how it was fuckin' working.
birthplace Right here.
hometown Here. Austria.
ethnicity I'm a mutt you know, although don't tell my agent I said that shit- this isn't a proper interview anyways, no one's seeing it or anything, but she goes by principal of it. I'm German, Austrian, French, and Italian. Proper mix, without being a full mutt you know? I speak a good deal more than that though, I can curse in just about any language off the top of your head and know a few different phrases in others. Scripts and shit.
blood Mixed.
BREAK IT DOWN, BREAK IT DOWN.SO BREAK IT DOWN.
name divine- you know me.