Post by Mildred Tandy on Jul 6, 2014 0:15:15 GMT -5
I DON'T WANNA SEE LIKE YOU.& I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU.
nicknames "Tandy. Just. Tandy."
gender "Lady."
playby Rebel Wilson
age Seventeen. September the fifteenth.
year "YEAHHHH LAST YEAR. BUMP IT. BUMP IT. FIVE IT."
wand "Veela hair-might even be mine. There's no telling. I could be a veela you know. I'm all blonde and buxomy. If it weren't for the muggle thing. Ehhh technicalities. Willow wood, cause I'm willow-y get it? Nah. You don't really have a sense of humor do you? Flexible. Because it's willow...you know. Seven and a quarter of an inch. Doesn't quiteeee measure up to my dick."
& I WANNA BE FREE.SO BREAK IT DOWN.
physical description "I'm part veela. Write that down. Somewhere, somehow I have to be. Just look at this hair would you. All pale and blonde and... so it's a little honeyed but I mean really- really, part veela not full. Somehow it just slipped my family's records... and other records. I mean- I've got this killer body. I'm like five seven even, and that's almost model height you know- and do you see my calves? See them? I really like my calves. They have muscle just packed -slapping sound- onto them. It's the greatest. Really helps in quidditch when you have a sudden fall or whatnot. Just wahbam- landing on my feet. Like a cat- a cat that hasn't even used all seven of it's lives yet. Nine? Nine then. I don't get pimples- veeeeela. Secretly. I've got awesome skin- it burns pretty easily though. Like sunscreen. All the time. It's very ivory. Princess like you know. Hazel eyes you can get lost in. A cute button nose- well not a button, but it's still a nice nose. Perfect eyebrows... provided they're tweezed on time and in the right way. The skin can get really irritated if you do it wrong. Like puffy red monster irritated."appearance "I like comfort. And colors. Lots of colors. It's hard finding the right kind of clothes for me you know- they don't have zebra print pants that fit right and that's just a damn shame because they have the spotted kind and I love those. Love em. Love them a lot. But zebra? It's a conspiracy."
I DON'T WANNA THINK LIKE YOU.& I DON'T WANNA STINK LIKE YOU.
likes "Popcorn. Twisted Transistor. The Dark Side of the Moon. Star Wars. Herbology. Rainbow. Rap. Hip Hop. Ruffles. All the Ruffles. Ruffled skirts, ruffled bedspread, ruffled quidditch uniform... Unicorns. Rats. Hockey. Canadian everything. Syrup- oh god the Canadian syrup. Chick flicks. Action movies. Zombies. Zombie makeup. Cherubs- they're cute. Funny lamps. Pranks."dislikes "Pop quizzes that aren't really pop quizzes. If it's on the board for a week before the actual quiz then it's just a fucking quiz mate. Caramel. Mint flavored gum. Assholes. Boring names. Being bored. Doing my nails. My feet. Shopping anywhere that isn't online."
strengths "I'm fun- lots of it. Have a good sense of humor. Likable. Personable. Interesting. Entertaining. Intelligent I think, I'm really good in herbology. I lika-da-plants."
weaknesses "I've been told I'm loud- it's a distraction or something. Paranoid. I snore really loudly. Uh. I bite my nails. Sometimes I think too hard about something someone said hours after it happened when it didn't really bother me to begin with. Those are all weaknesses yeah?"
personality Energetic. Exciting. Excitable. Entertaining. Loyal. Funny. Good sense of humor. Quick witted. Mischievous. Light hearted. Good listener. Open. Bold. Daring. Sensitive. Warm. Caring. Sarcastic. Spontaneous. Hyper. Unassuming. Assertive. Upfront.
& I JUST WANNA BE ME.SO BREAK IT DOWN.
parents "Retta Simpson-Tandy. Forty eight. She works down at the quick-e-mart. Part time, full time mom. Brain addled when it comes to names." "Jonathon Tandy. Fifty two. He used to own his own tax office but now he works for some suited up company with a big ass logo."
siblings "Caroline, she's fifteen- does some babysitting in the summers. Eldon- he's nine and he picks up the dog poo. Right awful job. Sampson is six and he just drives everyone nuts."
birthplace "Out on a boat somewhere in the Pacific.. In the water. I'm part mermaid too you see."
hometown "Austria."
ethnicity "Austrian and Australian. Yeah. Real sucker to figure out huh? I speak German and English.... and a little bit of Chinese. Mainly the curse-words."
blood "Muggle born."
BREAK IT DOWN, BREAK IT DOWN.SO BREAK IT DOWN.