ShipWRECKED;

[Rabastan Linser]

Dearest Calypso, 

I've been doing some serious thinking concerning the endeavors we spoke briefly of undertaking over Christmas break, and while I still hold that it would be in good form for you to agree to meet with me to pursue this chance acquaintance, I have come to the conclusion that should I leave the choice in destination up to you I run to high a risk to come up as missing for the next seven years or so. Instead I've decided you'll just have to meet me at the coordinates I send you the night we agree upon. 

Also, how does a lonely sea nymph manage so far away from her water while not on school break? 

In Deepest Regards,

Junior Linser. 

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

J u n i o r,

I don't like it.

Do you have to talk like that?

She manages with long, frequent baths and walks in the rain, dreaming of hurricanes. Obviously.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Dearest Calypso, 

You don't like how I'm talking or the options that were given? I, for one, don't think the options should be subject to change. 

I don't have to, but given I wasn't sure just which part I was approaching via owl today I thought it might be for the best. 

She should consider breaking out on occasion. I've been told it does wonder for the uh- mental stability. 

In Deepest Regards,

Junior Linser. 

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

J u n i o r John Wayne Gacey,

You weren't sure what you were approaching? As for your subjects and conditions - I'm sure I'm washing my hair that day. The salt water does me no favors. Mental stability means nothing to a fish.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Dearest Calypso, 

John Wayne who? 

It's actually better that you not wash your hair the day of or before I take you to where I have planned, it would be a shame to go through all of that trouble only to have to do so again. 

In Deepest Regards,

JWG

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

John Wayne then,

Though, the other is just more of a vibe you give off sometimes. Does that make you uncomfortable? I would tell you to google it, but I don't think you know what that is.

Just what are you planning that I couldn't wash my hair for? Even in the most perverse Gacy scenario...I cannot come up with that picture.

Fine. Then that's the day I'm having my penis removed.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Calypso,

You cannot remove something that isn't on your body in the first place.

Google? It sounds like a disease, and a crippling one at that.

If it were a perverse scenario I most certainly wouldn't be warning you of it beforehand, although you are free to allow your imagination to come up with as many novels as you wish on the matter.

In Deepest Regards,

JWG

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

J u n i o r John Wayne,

It's not a disease, I assure you.

Why are you writing me cowboy?

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Dearest Calypso, 

Just a strange name for something equally as strange then.

I did say that you would be hearing from me.

In Deepest Regards,

JWG

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

John Wayne,

You've never googled? Really? And you're how old?

Yes. But that's just something one says.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Calypso,

Here I gave you my name and now you want my age as well? It's like you expect to work for nothing here. Although speaking of ages, I never got around to asking just exactly not of age meant in regards to your own.

It is also one follows up on, obviously.

Regards,

J.W

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

John Wayne,

This is true, you didn't, and have still not gotten around to asking. If you wish to share your age with me - fine.

You are under no obligations.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Calypso,

An exchange of information then? I could be agreeable to that, provided you do so first.

If I were it would be far more unlikely that I would have taken the time to answer you today.

Regards,

J.W

[Kinsey Bellefonte]

John Wayne

And I'm supposed to just take your word for holding up your end of that arrangement? Not sure that leaps of faith are in my wheel house.

What is that supposed to mean. Today is a day just like any other.

-Calypso

[Rabastan Linser]

Calypso,

Given that I haven't given you any accord to distrust my word, something so small as a number couldn't hurt it- though I suppose I'd be content enough to ask just what all laws I might have broken Christmas Eve.

No, today is today. And days differ, maybe not up from whatever world it is you gods come down from, but the passing of days does have merit here.

Regards,

J.W