HPPOA in 15 Minutes

It has been some time since the Dark Lord made himself known to the Austrian wizarding world. His DeathEaters have been roaming the earth, striking fear in the hearts of wizards and muggles alike. The Ministry’s across the world are turning to Austria for help, for advice on how to take care of their unwelcome guests. Minister Wagner has been newly appointed with the hopes that he will find a way to rid the world of the Dark Lord and his DeathEaters. He brings with him a fresh perspective and a good track record of completing anything he sets his mind to. This change in leadership has Austrians excited, hoping that soon they will be able to walk out of their homes without any concerns of a Dark Lord, no wondering where he will strike next, if at all.

Because that is the question on everyone’s mind. It has been a year since the Dark Lord himself has made an appearance, since he has launched a large attack on the world or made an attempt at overthrowing the Ministry. Most people have assumed he was in hiding, allowing his DeathEaters to do his dirty work. However, as the activity of the DeathEaters slows, rumors are spreading that the Dark Lord has resigned himself from destroying the Ministry. Even his DeathEaters are beginning to grow tired of wreaking havoc with no end game. Is he trying to lead the wizarding world into a false sense of security with the recent calm or has the Dark Lord really left?

Only the DeathEaters now know the truth. There is a new Dark Lord. Godfrey Dunhill has taken his place as Dark Lord, overthrowing the inactive Darren Morgan. Even though he has just come to power, he already has a plan in the works. Soon he will make his name known. Soon he will show the wizarding world across the globe that he has no intentions of losing. But what does he want? What is it that he’s looking to gain? And, the ultimate question. What side of this battle will you choose?

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HPPOA in 15 Minutes Jan 11, 2006 17:46:00 GMT -5

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Post by Kaydence Morgan on Jan 11, 2006 17:46:00 GMT -5

I don't know how many of you have ever read this before but for all who haven't, you really must. It's a simple (and absolutely hilarious) take on the 3rd HP movie by an author who writes these mini-summaries about movies.

When I first read this I was literally crying because I was laughing so hard. I think you'll really enjoy it. ^_^

www.fictionalley.org/authors/cleolinda/HPATPOAIFM01a.html Let The Hilarity Commence

nataliecromwell Guest	HPPOA in 15 Minutes Jan 11, 2006 18:39:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nataliecromwell on Jan 11, 2006 18:39:44 GMT -5 HAHAHA. Omg, I remember that. That nearly sent me into a laughing/cough. Oh joy. -squee- I love that thing. And Harry playing with his wand...naughty...lmao. HARRY: I KEEL YOU! He stole my line! -grumbles- Lmao.

othfan Guest	HPPOA in 15 Minutes Jan 11, 2006 19:01:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by othfan on Jan 11, 2006 19:01:53 GMT -5 OMG that was Hilarious, I think I'm falling in love with that version of the book. lol. I loveit. i was laughing so hard i almost peed my pants. LMAO
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HPPOA in 15 Minutes Jan 11, 2006 19:24:09 GMT -5

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Post by maeve on Jan 11, 2006 19:24:09 GMT -5

;D

Read. and re-read just now. And own the book --- = I also have PS/SS .

Some excerpts of the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone parody from -Movies in Fifteen Minutes- by Cleolinda Jones.

HAGRID: [...] And that's why everyone knows your name, because you're The Boy Who Lived (TM).

HARRY: ...

HAGRID: Well...?

HARRY: Really, I just thought you were going to say that my picture was on jars of baby food or something.

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((after Draco introduces himself to Harry as "son of the richest, purest-blooded family in Wizardom"

DRACO: Seriously, that doesn't mean anything to you?

HARRY: Besides 'spoiled and inbred'? Not really, Casper.

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The Slytherin captain is an ill-favoured young man named MARCUS FLINT, which is pretty ironic considering that he doesn't look like he's even discovered fire yet.

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RON: Wow! I'm head boy and Quidditch captain and my parents are actually paying attention to me and Hermione likes me!

HARRY: What?

RON: I mean, uh, GIRLS HAVE COOTIES AND WE DON'T WANT ANY.

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QUIRRELL: That's right! I have eyes in the back of my head! I'm TWO-FACED!

HARRY: Ack! Overpowered... by....awful puns!

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jen Guest	HPPOA in 15 Minutes Jan 31, 2006 7:08:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by jen on Jan 31, 2006 7:08:22 GMT -5 I love how Harry is like dying and Lupin pops in "Would you like some chocolate?"

Post by Kaydence Morgan on Jan 11, 2006 17:46:00 GMT -5

Post by nataliecromwell on Jan 11, 2006 18:39:44 GMT -5

Post by othfan on Jan 11, 2006 19:01:53 GMT -5

Post by maeve on Jan 11, 2006 19:24:09 GMT -5

Post by jen on Jan 31, 2006 7:08:22 GMT -5